SIIIIUUU! Ronaldo Arrives & Arteta's Arsenal Survive! | Premier League Pisstake

This weekend welcomed back the Greatest Player of All Time, Cristiano Ronaldo! CR7 arrived back at Old Trafford, and got 2 goals in typical Ronaldo fashion...

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On the flipside of the table, Arsenal managed to scrape a 1-0 win against relegation rivals Norwich, what a result for Arteta!

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  1. Mudasser Ahmed

    Mudasser Ahmed

    7 dager siden

    They say arsenals season began against Norwich, I guess they've got 3 games in hand 🤔😂

  2. Tapor E

    Tapor E

    8 dager siden

    Best opening ever

  3. Dmackett91

    Dmackett91

    8 dager siden

    The way Joe glosses over Matic 12:42 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. SufamiDan

    SufamiDan

    8 dager siden

    I have a crt tv.

  5. zaippiaz

    zaippiaz

    8 dager siden

    Lol I love this show. First time watching it. Too jokes

  6. K 95

    K 95

    8 dager siden

    Arsenal report🤣🤣🤣 Best show on NOnet 👊🏼

  7. Cit3dMuffin

    Cit3dMuffin

    8 dager siden

    12:26

  8. Ste Rawlings

    Ste Rawlings

    8 dager siden

    "It's not Miles" LMAO!

  9. Ste Rawlings

    Ste Rawlings

    8 dager siden

    My stance on Harry Kane is pretty similar to Adam's but it is funny watching him become the thing he hates in Graham Souness.

  10. B.Alexander Johnstone

    B.Alexander Johnstone

    8 dager siden

    Not a red card and we can’t be making decisions based on result. So when it turned out not to be a break we should rescind the card?

  11. B.Alexander Johnstone

    B.Alexander Johnstone

    8 dager siden

    Oh fellas I thought our kid Brandon at Emirates would get a mention. He got rave reviews from Norwich fans and got stuck in to Pepe.

  12. marlon saji

    marlon saji

    8 dager siden

    It is Sim or Si which means yes in portuguese and spanish. Not Siuuu

  13. Ziggy

    Ziggy

    8 dager siden

    Do you guys have any thoughts about to the 'Believe Kathryn Mayorga' banner that was flown over OT last Saturday ?

  14. Um Bongo

    Um Bongo

    8 dager siden

    Bielsa is great for football, just not for Leeds

  15. Mark Brim

    Mark Brim

    8 dager siden

    Who are Arsenal? I don't watch the championship so I've never herd of em

  16. arktheking

    arktheking

    8 dager siden

    It was sounesse's notes

  17. Innes Fushie

    Innes Fushie

    8 dager siden

    This makes laugh a lot. I've said it before but love this on a Tuesday morning before work 😂

  18. Ryan McCrossan

    Ryan McCrossan

    8 dager siden

    “What kind of mistake was this persons birth” joe looks over to Adam with a smirk expecting a laugh but is heartbroken and ploughs through when he doesn’t get the laugh🥲

  19. sirsp00n

    sirsp00n

    8 dager siden

    You two 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  20. hean loong

    hean loong

    8 dager siden

    Pukki the name is epic in Malaysia and Singapore

  21. RustySawBlade

    RustySawBlade

    8 dager siden

    Adam. Don't look now, but I reckon Brucie wants a power match!

  22. James Bower

    James Bower

    8 dager siden

    3:23 quick cut boys Adams lost the fkn plot here :D:D!!

    • James Bower

      James Bower

      8 dager siden

      3:17

  23. Alex Spicer

    Alex Spicer

    8 dager siden

    That Arsenal report pic/graphic this was JOKES

  24. Vee

    Vee

    8 dager siden

    fan theory: mckola and joe lost their second virginity with each other during that cut at 9:02

  25. Diego Santos

    Diego Santos

    8 dager siden

    One of my favourite shows in this channel! Cheers lads

  26. Neil Luhar

    Neil Luhar

    9 dager siden

    Bruno Fernandes has the same amount of goals as Spurs and Arsenal combined

  27. Alejandro Moreno-Novelo

    Alejandro Moreno-Novelo

    9 dager siden

    McFred have played less games yet scored as many goals as (f)arsenal.

  28. Farhan Aziz

    Farhan Aziz

    9 dager siden

    Can anyone tell Adam he keeps doing the Jlingz hand celebration wrong

  29. kulendran subramaniam

    kulendran subramaniam

    9 dager siden

    Amazing game by Red Devils .. GGMU!!! Ole is at the wheel, my heart says we are claiming the whole Lot, ( EPL, UCL, cabaro)

  30. Lawrence Gnanasegaran

    Lawrence Gnanasegaran

    9 dager siden

    Even my street boys can score against Newcastle.

  31. jokiya trott

    jokiya trott

    9 dager siden

    Even with a win we can still take the piss out arsenal, quality 👏🏾😂.

  32. Kieran Mercer

    Kieran Mercer

    9 dager siden

    This really is the greatest show ever.....I cant fo**in belive I'm saying that

  33. Glenn F

    Glenn F

    9 dager siden

    It was all fafuck tonight can’t pick a best moment 💯😂🤣💯❤️🤍🖤💯✊🏼

  34. Jason Martin

    Jason Martin

    9 dager siden

    It’s not like Liverpool to play the victim card

  35. Cathal Fanning

    Cathal Fanning

    9 dager siden

    The vibe around United atm is the best it’s been since 2013

    • Kim Caspar

      Kim Caspar

      8 dager siden

      Ole’s at the wheel.

  36. Shebz Amiin

    Shebz Amiin

    9 dager siden

    It's graeme sourness with the mistakes list!

  37. James

    James

    9 dager siden

    I have never anticipated a NOnet video more!!!! Thank you.

  38. Alex A

    Alex A

    9 dager siden

    12:36 = In watching back Adam McKola, I missed Joe Smith! (12:42)

  39. Jack Reaper

    Jack Reaper

    9 dager siden

    Adam: "Slurppp" Joe: "What are you, a fat lass in the Cinema..?" ... Lmfaooo 😭🤣🤣

  40. Karim Kenawy

    Karim Kenawy

    9 dager siden

    I’m an Egyptian United fan and obviously I adore Mo Salah.. I love how Adam always recognizes him and gives him the credit he deserves! Legend!

    • Michael wilkinson

      Michael wilkinson

      8 dager siden

      @Karim Kenawy 100% agree, it’s representation on merit, and you should be very proud, no reason not to be. 😁

    • Karim Kenawy

      Karim Kenawy

      8 dager siden

      @Michael wilkinsonAbsolutely, perspectives I guess. He singlehandedly got us to a World Cup after 28 years absence and I was in Russia to witness it! Plus, he’s the best Egyptian in PL since Mido, not often we get to see Egyptians in the PL.

    • Michael wilkinson

      Michael wilkinson

      8 dager siden

      Nothing wrong with that lad, he is your countryman after all! Plus, you would have to be blind not to notice the fact he is a great player, wouldn’t say I adore the guy personally, but I’m English so it’s different for me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • Jay Marsh

      Jay Marsh

      8 dager siden

      @orrin moore No I didn't.

    • Jay Marsh

      Jay Marsh

      8 dager siden

      @Karim Kenawy Just saying, not a chance any proper United fan would ever dream of saying they adore any Liverpool player. Not sure why you're so upset, wasn't trying to be offensive.

  41. leveyManUK

    leveyManUK

    9 dager siden

    23% is coming bitch 😂

  42. Michael Ohanugo

    Michael Ohanugo

    9 dager siden

    i have been waiting for this lads you guys made my day

  43. Dan Habbershaw

    Dan Habbershaw

    9 dager siden

    "I've been in peoples houses... and they don't have them teles..." absolutely cracked me up ahahaha 😂😂

  44. Aldain Naidoo

    Aldain Naidoo

    9 dager siden

    The lads are back with the greatest show on the internet💯...

  45. Imran Hashmi

    Imran Hashmi

    9 dager siden

    This is my favorite thing on NOnet.

  46. George Spicer

    George Spicer

    9 dager siden

    Is it SUIIII or SIUUUU?

  47. Jamie Ralph

    Jamie Ralph

    9 dager siden

    11:10 I’d say that’s Jonny bum chin but doubt he can spell.

  48. Ryan football kid

    Ryan football kid

    9 dager siden

    You absolute piss takers starting to love this show. Behave lads 😂

  49. Mundolio Knows

    Mundolio Knows

    9 dager siden

    Shat-tet-yche lol Got the first bit right

  50. Morgan Hale

    Morgan Hale

    9 dager siden

    It's 8 minutes in and I now understand why the hippie has a limited life expectancy. Adam is a better man than I. :(

    • Zeb Adee

      Zeb Adee

      8 dager siden

      What are you on about???

  51. Morgan Hale

    Morgan Hale

    9 dager siden

    The theme for the Arsenal report needs to be more disturbing, as disturbing as if Michel Arteta was the unfirable manager at your favorite club. Very scary....

  52. Courtz star

    Courtz star

    9 dager siden

    Miles catching Ls on paddock now as well

  53. Alfie Mcshane

    Alfie Mcshane

    9 dager siden

    “What kind of mistake was this persons birth” one of the best lines from joe I’ve heard. Love it

  54. Philip Glover

    Philip Glover

    9 dager siden

    Surprised they didn’t mention Paul Merson talking about Ronaldo’s legs being gone

    • Azツ

      Azツ

      9 dager siden

      In fairness to Paul, he probably means against bigger teams where he'll do more running

  55. Gary Greeley

    Gary Greeley

    9 dager siden

    “Artetych” 😂😂😂

  56. Morgan Hale

    Morgan Hale

    9 dager siden

    I am 45 seconds in and why does Adam look like he is going to kill the hippie?

    • Morgan Hale

      Morgan Hale

      2 dager siden

      @Zeb Adee Joe has been called the hippie or Jesus Christ on this channel multiple times. Since I don't want to be blasphemous I call him the hippie. Adam looks like a hitman who wants to kill everybody, he's just that intense and he is cool, wtf is your problem? I know for a fact you wouldn't say that to my face, so what is your problem? As to religion, you are a bigot. Hale, so I'm Irish, so I must be Roman Catholic, but lo and behold I'm Irish Protestant. Go live with yourself.

    • Zeb Adee

      Zeb Adee

      8 dager siden

      Why do you keep going on about Joe in all your comments, is it a race/religion thing?

  57. Carson Nickel

    Carson Nickel

    9 dager siden

    Scenes when the boys get clipped up for joking on Arsenals possession against Norwich, and we go under 50% against them lol. GGMU

  58. Jay&Joe’sAdoptedSonBenjamin

    Jay&Joe’sAdoptedSonBenjamin

    9 dager siden

    I just want to say 9:20

  59. Cowasaki Electronics

    Cowasaki Electronics

    9 dager siden

    You two are hilarious :-)

  60. Juho 1999

    Juho 1999

    9 dager siden

    Joe Smith spotted in the Stretford End on Saturday...

  61. sam j

    sam j

    9 dager siden

    Week 2 of asking for PL pisstake to be 3 hours long

  62. Jeffrey Saxena

    Jeffrey Saxena

    9 dager siden

    Yo guys you didn't talk about Lukakus celebration and Chelsea's game. I was so intrigued when you said he celebrated like cavani

    • David Batey

      David Batey

      9 dager siden

      Yeah he straight up copied Cavani’s celebration, the bow an arrow

  63. Scoutsourced

    Scoutsourced

    9 dager siden

    Ronaldo scored more than Arsenal this season.

    • Ajay

      Ajay

      8 dager siden

      @Suman Chhetri cry

    • Suman Chhetri

      Suman Chhetri

      8 dager siden

      This comment is getting old and repetitive now.

    • Robert Tingström

      Robert Tingström

      9 dager siden

      And Lingard has the same amount of goals as Arsenal this season.

    • ShreddedCabbage

      ShreddedCabbage

      9 dager siden

      This will probably still be true end of the season lol

  64. Altered Shape

    Altered Shape

    9 dager siden

    That Leeds training clip was hilarious...lol Great piss take show as all ways guys..

  65. Odaré Lulumba

    Odaré Lulumba

    9 dager siden

    I say it every week… this is easily the best show on the internet. Joe n Adam are gold dust 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  66. JOHN OVERKILL

    JOHN OVERKILL

    9 dager siden

    Adam for my big dogs ! Tom Westwood style

    • Zeb Adee

      Zeb Adee

      8 dager siden

      You mean Tim Westwood

  67. Alex A

    Alex A

    9 dager siden

    12:25 = _"and the award for "smooth operator" goes to... ADAM McKOLA!"_ _-Music plays_ *VOICEOVER:* _"This Adam McKola's first nomination"_

    • Alex A

      Alex A

      9 dager siden

      @J A By all means, I'm not one to 💩 on the mood! This moment needs acknowledgement and kudos.

    • J A

      J A

      9 dager siden

      Was just gunna mention this 😂😂😂

  68. Jake Driver

    Jake Driver

    9 dager siden

    This Arsenal side are actually dusted.

  69. Neil Gilbert

    Neil Gilbert

    9 dager siden

    Best entertainment on you tube

  70. Michael Collins

    Michael Collins

    9 dager siden

    Been trying to explain to friends the significance of Ronaldo coming home but the words won’t come out and I just end up looking like Brucey

  71. Andrew Lee Bunting

    Andrew Lee Bunting

    9 dager siden

    Are you a fat lass in the cinema?

  72. Jackerry Attackerry

    Jackerry Attackerry

    9 dager siden

    Sneaky filthy fellas shoutout. Thought miles tv still had buttons on it to change the channel

  73. Abhi Jith

    Abhi Jith

    9 dager siden

    Y'all hyped Brucie so much that his return to Old Trafford cost fans well over £2500. Not cool. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • Liam Whitcher

      Liam Whitcher

      9 dager siden

      @Daniel proper mugged yourself off, here.

    • Ant

      Ant

      9 dager siden

      @Daniel whoosh

    • Mundolio Knows

      Mundolio Knows

      9 dager siden

      @Daniel I don’t understand anything in this thread lol

    • Daniel

      Daniel

      9 dager siden

      @thomas harrison i was funny, i think you missed my laugh mate

    • thomas harrison

      thomas harrison

      9 dager siden

      @Daniel umm. Think you missed the joke mate

  74. Alex A

    Alex A

    9 dager siden

    So we're all children? Where did "Suuuuuui" even come from?

  75. Iamsudip Bose

    Iamsudip Bose

    9 dager siden

    Mckaa and joe are lit 🔥

  76. Haydn Gilchrist

    Haydn Gilchrist

    9 dager siden

    No one: Adam: "I love to do it in the bottom"

  77. Jampot

    Jampot

    9 dager siden

    Hows the bacon did you say? boooyyyys

  78. Lee Peckover

    Lee Peckover

    9 dager siden

    BRIIIIUUUUUUUCE

  79. ILIR UNITED

    ILIR UNITED

    9 dager siden

    I LOVE THE PISSTAKE SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  80. BradChalkley 18

    BradChalkley 18

    9 dager siden

    👹🔰

  81. Samucrazygames

    Samucrazygames

    9 dager siden

    Beat Big Bruceys Bastard Bunch!!!! 21 is coming

  82. Chris Hunter

    Chris Hunter

    9 dager siden

    The best part of monday :)

  83. King Malik

    King Malik

    9 dager siden

    Couldn't actually bloody wait for this week's show ⚫🔴⚪

  84. Myles van Eaton

    Myles van Eaton

    9 dager siden

    How’s the Ronnie, did ye say?

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